HAPPY BIRTHDAY DOZZZIE

Just a quick shout out to my dearest pal in Sheffield!


SELAMAT HARI JADI YANG KE 23 TAHUN!

Things are different when you're 23 Dauzie. A quick example, when entering a fancy hotel, the concierge would welcome you with a discriminatory tag-line.. "Please step onto the welcome mat that has the number 23 on it sir! "Things like that. never happened but yah.

Bye Dauzzie :))

p/s Those who wants to convey your birthday wishes, just write them at the 'comment' for Dauzie to read.

Signing out


Bye Dauzzie

Tudung Planet

My dearest readers,

The time has arrived, the time to pose into genuflect position 24/7 till my eyes pop-out of its sockets. The time to space out all the unnecessary and hose in new reading materials to equip for my last battle. The time when nausea becomes common and tranquility becomes atypical. The time when dreams avert from a place called la la land with bunnies to a hall filled with hundreds of aligned chairs and tables.

Aii, sedih banar jua..

On the bright side, this is my last exam eva! yesh, yesh that's it. A closure that has no door knob. It will remain that way, till i decide to do anything about it. Oh, that reminds me, I was driving by at a school junction, and there were these tiny little kids in school uniforms, wearing tudung 'planet', all happy and 'zit-less'. I gave a sincere smile and said to myself

"tunguu ko, batah lagi perjalanan mu lai lai... karang baru ko bejerawat tu udah banyak ko pikirkan".

Then I drove away,

...and no silly, I didn't step on the accelerator driving over the little aliens

Oh I BET you ladies had undergone the same painful experience ya? being force to 'wear in' the tudong planet... I mean I could imagine mama nya becakap, " bah angkat tangan ke atas lai..kan masuk kan tudung planet mu..." ( I assume that is how you wear it in, right ladies? ) hahahaha

Signing out


with Love.

Patience honey

I hate waiting. I hate staring at the ceiling, waiting to be seated, waiting to be waited, waiting in queues, waiting for my test result, waiting the day to hit 00 01, waiting for someone to finish his sentence. My god just paddle up and finish your sentence. I simply hate waiting especially with the hot rising weather here. I bet one could not wait outside, without shedding a sweat. In my case, I will look like someone who just fell into a puddle. If i could remember every steps of my life, I am positive i begged my mom to push me out of her womb.


Not to say that I am unreasonably impatient, there are things that are worth waiting for..... I guess I could not think of any right now. I know you'll be thinking what triggered me to share my sudden outburst of frustration?

Ani bah,me suruh bibi si Fidah to goreng ayam. I left Uni 30 minutes ago, and she's still mengoreng..

Frust me...


Oh, Fidah just walked in smelling like Chicken! Yay, Chicken's done, looking crispy golden! I guess this is one reason to be patient ya, the thought of hot crispy and soft chicken thigh slipping down my throat.. HEAVEN

GTG! My chicken is waiting! Patience honey, a proper goodbye wouldn't hurt.


See you another day reader.. :) :) Bye bye ..


Whatever, I'm signing out, sajuk ayam ku!


Toodles,

Look out for PERVES!

After feeling obligated to informally warn you about 'pervetism', I decided to blog, instead of dozing-off right after driving back home from Fidah's place, not studying, but sleeping on her dining hall floor, stuffed after having 2 bungkus of nasi katok. Not bad, not bad, I usually have four. Not so proud of it, but ya, I am. This morning I had a reality check on how fat I've become. There are many ways ya to identify so called 'fatness factors'. In my case, tonnes emerged as indicators, but I chose to ignore any but this one *remain anonymous* which I FIGURED out this morning, need some chilling to do! So, I decided to cut down on food from today, from 4 to 2 nasi katok, from 4 packs of indomee, to 2 maybe.Oh well, let's see how long that will last, before I start craving for 4 instead of 2.

But I'm not the pervert!

Couple of days ago, after vigorous thrill on finishing up my essay, I decided to blog on it, on which it was posted as 'The End'. To spice things up, I posted it as Al-Khatimah. Unfortunately, being completely illiterate in Arabic language, which I may confuse Ba with BUTT, and Ta with TART. So, to save the embarrassment, I texted the expert.

Texting fidah - click click click click that says

- * Sayang ku... What's The End in Arabic? mwah *

Tutt Send Message.

Apparently, being so champion in texting has its disadvantage, I texted to a slightly wrong number. Couple of hours later I got a text in from that person, very disturbing reply, time was around 6 am, in which most 'healthy men' has something in common in the morning, I called it 'Morning Happiness', . I read it and it says:

Who is the name? :)
You man or woman? :)
You pastii lawa.... :) Oohh...

End text.


Pervert! As a man, I feel violated :S *I was in my pajamas* For a woman, she would feel visually raped, I think.. I don't know, you tell me. All joke asides! It was 6am and that's all he could think of? Does the wife even know? I bet its the morning happiness talking. Kapisan ni bini nya hahaha *wink*. I would have entertained if the text was put in a decent and romantic way hahaha *orgasmic laugh*

BA=Butt NAH!

The moral of the story is...men out there, next time let the big head do the talking, don't let the small head take charge, you might end up texting something that you regret a minute later.

Signing out,


Modern Economist.

A Special Dedication

I am absolutely positive that in a group of friends,

it has a mixture of singles and couplets. Both with opposing ideas, defending their status qou, noting one is more superior than the other. In my case, I had little opportunity to embrace my life as a single bloke who had too much to drink. Yesh, I am almost in a 7 years relationship, ever since i was 16 years old. The age when dating was difficult and driving was illegal.

Much little exposure have I experienced.

Nevertheless, never will I regret to forgo all those things,

when I know waiting for me is my

sweet cupcake, with her baju kebaya, sown in with

glittering beads.

I dedicate this post to my dearest love, you know who you are.

For 7 years, You have shone light at me with that sweet smile of yours.

You have looked into my eyes with those amazing eyes and sincerely accept me of who I am.

And never once you have looked at me and shown even an ounce of despair or disappointment.

You have been there by my side cracking jokes and together WE share a synchronize laugh.

You have 'unintroduce' me to silence with your laughter.

You have leaned your shoulders for me to lean.

You have given confirmation when our story needs a boost of support.

We have given both comfort, when one is thirsty for hearing those three little words

'I love you'.

However, Never have you cast a doubt saying those three words

You have hold my hands and say everything will be alright when things are off the chart

Never have you said to me my weight is a problem and ask me to lose weight.

You have given me many chances to rectify my mistakes and never thrown me out

in the cold without given me a shawl to stay warm.

You have a pure heart with my name engraved in gold all over it.

You have been there for me in sick and in good health.

You are a conservative yet you let an economist to

hold your hands to be seen by public

The most important thing is.......

You

have define love for me

and

never will I let go.

Signing out

Modern 'jiwang' Economist

Al Khatimah (The End)

The only word that can describe my feeling now is RELIEF! REE- LIEFF! After two weeks struggling and straining my eyes reading tonnes of articles and books, and the books aren't accessible, it is like reading an old transcript from the 16th centuries! BUtt at last, my essay, it is done to the last dot! It might not be my best work yet, but i shall make an exception for this essay. At the end, what is more enlightening is the effort you have put into it. I guess that is all that matters.

Butt the agony does not stop today, it's revision time to battle the up coming exam in less than two weeks. Oh god, I will be munching more too. You see, 5 months ago people see me, I have this great body for which undoubtedly people have been wondering, eh Syami kah tu? he lose his baby fats! ( Although I am puzzled with the baby remark) I have passed that phase like ages ago, the only acceptable remark would be adult fats.

"Liposuction ni mesti ni mesti"

God, I have to say that I have gained a lot i tell you, for the past few months. Beyond your absolute imagination! So, hint hint jangan tekajut kalo terserempak dengan me ahh..Too embarrass to even go out and seen in public! My face and physique shall not be seen in daylight for NOW! I sneak out at night, to breathe some fresh air and feel some night breeze and dash in back inside. I am so fat one could come up with a silly and yet offensive joke,

"Did u eat your whole family?" No silly, I just ate half of them!

My mum kept on taunting me, Eh baik ko diet after this! You beat up the size of a TONG i.e tong cement. Okay, MOTHERRR ! I will ...geesshh . But ya i know she puts it with good intention. Ya, so treadmill and weight lifting right after exam! A serious make-over people!

Alright,

Singing out,

Modern Economist.

The power of assumptions

Yesh, i am on the verge of hanging myself trying to finish my last essay for my whole academic life! I was reading this book, it's called Economic methodology and funny how the author included a joke under the footnote. But the joke is really funny, and yesh it might only be seen as hysterical to the economist! cause i tried it on Fidah, it didn't work :S she went huh? So strap on your funny belt people!

The joke was widely disseminated in universities all over the world! awu Banar di UK, di US, d Thailand! and ani me mau disseminated di Brunei. Tani mana buleh ketinggalam joke cani cani kan. I feel the joke is useful in understanding the need of assumptions, disregarding the realism of it. You see, economist 'assume' a lot and it becomes a joke to other field of academics. When this joke popped up, i realise i can twist it to a point that it becomes highly relevant on how important it is to make assumption, to make a simplified end.

Here it is:

“An economist, an engineer, and a chemist were stranded bah sama sama di pulau pilung-pilungan. Sekali inda tia ada makanan, kecuali yang ada satu tin basar ayam Sabli . Tapi masalah nya...nada bah pembuka tin! Cana tah kan tu membuka. Sekali, after various unsuccessful exercises in applied science by the engineer and the chemist aimed at opening the tin, but sadly unable to do so. Lapar tia dorang ani, kriuk kriuk parut dorang. Kan di gigit tin atu, karang sumbing gigi pulang tah nada dentist antara dorang tiga ani hahaha *atu me ketawa tu*. Bepikir dorang kan, eh si economist ani inda lapar kah. So, dorang tulih arah si economist ani who all the while had been wearing a superior smile, looking smart and intensely thinking, ‘Eh jubur, kalo ko apa ko buat?? kami ani dari tadi udah mencuba pakai skill kami ani, ko alum tah menulung nulung. Cuba dehhhh’. *melandih nyamuuu~*

Sekali di jawab nya tia dengan tone yand sedap, ‘Me~~

?

Masa ani me meng- ASSUME tani ada can-opener’

hahahahaha cali cali~~

I thought it was really clever and funny! but i guess you don't ya?

Anywhooo,

Ani nah yang apa me dapat pelajari...

This is one joke that in a way help explain the importance of assumptions, whether it is realistic or unrealistic. It is however unrealistic to assume that there was a tin-opener, simply because there was not. However, the assumption itself provides many answers which can be answered only through the imaginative power.

My point being is that the economist made a contribution on a future oriented way. The notion that the economist made the assumption entails a great deal of prediction. What happens if we had a can-opener, it will be opened and shared. Rhetorical questions will arise, whether it would suffice for three? Would it be each ones favorite? Would one maximize utility by ‘killing’ the other two? Banar jua kan, all these can be written as what will happen and be prepared for the rainy and desperate days.

In a nutshell~ Assumption is important lah to compact the dynamic and to make possible of the impossible. It provides imaginative answers that yet to be tested but powerful enough to provide answer for economist. Therefore, assumptions are important for prediction and shaping a theory, which may not even have to be tested for realism

So, i hope my lecturer like the idea :S otherwise...Adui...

p/s My beloved course mates, please cite me if you wish to 'borrow' the idea, Thank you!

Signing out,

Modern Economist.