Wednesday, April 30, 2008
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DOZZZIE
Just a quick shout out to my dearest pal in Sheffield!
SELAMAT HARI JADI YANG KE 23 TAHUN!
Things are different when you're 23 Dauzie. A quick example, when entering a fancy hotel, the concierge would welcome you with a discriminatory tag-line.. "Please step onto the welcome mat that has the number 23 on it sir! "Things like that. never happened but yah.
Bye Dauzzie :))
p/s Those who wants to convey your birthday wishes, just write them at the 'comment' for Dauzie to read.
Signing out
Bye Dauzzie
Tuesday, April 29, 2008
Tudung Planet
The time has arrived, the time to pose into genuflect position 24/7 till my eyes pop-out of its sockets. The time to space out all the unnecessary and hose in new reading materials to equip for my last battle. The time when nausea becomes common and tranquility becomes atypical. The time when dreams avert from a place called la la land with bunnies to a hall filled with hundreds of aligned chairs and tables.
Aii, sedih banar jua..
On the bright side, this is my last exam eva! yesh, yesh that's it. A closure that has no door knob. It will remain that way, till i decide to do anything about it. Oh, that reminds me, I was driving by at a school junction, and there were these tiny little kids in school uniforms, wearing tudung 'planet', all happy and 'zit-less'. I gave a sincere smile and said to myself
"tunguu ko, batah lagi perjalanan mu lai lai... karang baru ko bejerawat tu udah banyak ko pikirkan".
Then I drove away,
...and no silly, I didn't step on the accelerator driving over the little aliens
Oh I BET you ladies had undergone the same painful experience ya? being force to 'wear in' the tudong planet... I mean I could imagine mama nya becakap, " bah angkat tangan ke atas lai..kan masuk kan tudung planet mu..." ( I assume that is how you wear it in, right ladies? ) hahahaha
Signing out
with Love.
Monday, April 28, 2008
Patience honey
I hate waiting. I hate staring at the ceiling, waiting to be seated, waiting to be waited, waiting in queues, waiting for my test result, waiting the day to hit 00 01, waiting for someone to finish his sentence. My god just paddle up and finish your sentence. I simply hate waiting especially with the hot rising weather here. I bet one could not wait outside, without shedding a sweat. In my case, I will look like someone who just fell into a puddle. If i could remember every steps of my life, I am positive i begged my mom to push me out of her womb.
Not to say that I am unreasonably impatient, there are things that are worth waiting for..... I guess I could not think of any right now. I know you'll be thinking what triggered me to share my sudden outburst of frustration?
Ani bah,me suruh bibi si Fidah to goreng ayam. I left Uni 30 minutes ago, and she's still mengoreng..
Frust me...
Oh, Fidah just walked in smelling like Chicken! Yay, Chicken's done, looking crispy golden! I guess this is one reason to be patient ya, the thought of hot crispy and soft chicken thigh slipping down my throat.. HEAVEN
GTG! My chicken is waiting! Patience honey, a proper goodbye wouldn't hurt.
See you another day reader.. :) :) Bye bye ..
Whatever, I'm signing out, sajuk ayam ku!
Toodles,
Sunday, April 27, 2008
Look out for PERVES!
But I'm not the pervert!
Couple of days ago, after vigorous thrill on finishing up my essay, I decided to blog on it, on which it was posted as 'The End'. To spice things up, I posted it as Al-Khatimah. Unfortunately, being completely illiterate in Arabic language, which I may confuse Ba with BUTT, and Ta with TART. So, to save the embarrassment, I texted the expert.
Texting fidah - click click click click that says
- * Sayang ku... What's The End in Arabic? mwah *
Tutt Send Message.
Apparently, being so champion in texting has its disadvantage, I texted to a slightly wrong number. Couple of hours later I got a text in from that person, very disturbing reply, time was around 6 am, in which most 'healthy men' has something in common in the morning, I called it 'Morning Happiness', . I read it and it says:
Who is the name? :)
You man or woman? :)
You pastii lawa.... :) Oohh...
End text.
Pervert! As a man, I feel violated :S *I was in my pajamas* For a woman, she would feel visually raped, I think.. I don't know, you tell me. All joke asides! It was 6am and that's all he could think of? Does the wife even know? I bet its the morning happiness talking. Kapisan ni bini nya hahaha *wink*. I would have entertained if the text was put in a decent and romantic way hahaha *orgasmic laugh*
BA=Butt NAH!
The moral of the story is...men out there, next time let the big head do the talking, don't let the small head take charge, you might end up texting something that you regret a minute later.
Signing out,
Modern Economist.
Saturday, April 26, 2008
A Special Dedication

Friday, April 25, 2008
Al Khatimah (The End)
Thursday, April 24, 2008
The power of assumptions
Here it is:
“An economist, an engineer, and a chemist were stranded bah sama sama di pulau pilung-pilungan. Sekali inda tia ada makanan, kecuali yang ada satu tin basar ayam Sabli . Tapi masalah nya...nada bah pembuka tin! Cana tah kan tu membuka. Sekali, after various unsuccessful exercises in applied science by the engineer and the chemist aimed at opening the tin, but sadly unable to do so. Lapar tia dorang ani, kriuk kriuk parut dorang. Kan di gigit tin atu, karang sumbing gigi pulang tah nada dentist antara dorang tiga ani hahaha *atu me ketawa tu*. Bepikir dorang kan, eh si economist ani inda lapar kah. So, dorang tulih arah si economist ani who all the while had been wearing a superior smile, looking smart and intensely thinking, ‘Eh jubur, kalo ko apa ko buat?? kami ani dari tadi udah mencuba pakai skill kami ani, ko alum tah menulung nulung. Cuba dehhhh’. *melandih nyamuuu~*
Sekali di jawab nya tia dengan tone yand sedap, ‘Me~~
Masa ani me meng- ASSUME tani ada can-opener’
hahahahaha cali cali~~
I thought it was really clever and funny! but i guess you don't ya?
Anywhooo,
My point being is that the economist made a contribution on a future oriented way. The notion that the economist made the assumption entails a great deal of prediction. What happens if we had a can-opener, it will be opened and shared. Rhetorical questions will arise, whether it would suffice for three? Would it be each ones favorite? Would one maximize utility by ‘killing’ the other two? Banar jua kan, all these can be written as what will happen and be prepared for the rainy and desperate days.
Tuesday, April 22, 2008
Sata 160GB please..GOO SPIRITT!!

Ohh my gawdd,
*Maluuu ME lagiii*
At around 8 30am....
Me: Excuse me, do you sell hard-disk? *malu-malu cause takut salah sabut..Hard-dith, takut sumbing bah nyabut*
So i asked
Me: errrr...which one?
Saleslady: Yes sir *she is probably thinking, si kalur jua anak ani*
Me: *Uwaa me malu*
*uhhhhh sungguh malu...patut tah macam electrical conductor...rupanya alum be casing*
So, now i am back on track! Although my computer is selahau masih, but i got all my data back! All the sweating gone! Pores all closed up! Baik jua, i was a bit worried draining all these stuff out of me :S
Anyway, the moral of the story is:
1. Modern economist has revealed that he may not be tech savvy :S
2.Get an external hard-disk, get your work backed up.
So, get a Hard-disk, get a SATA!
Piece out!
Modern Economist - tech challenge.
Monday, April 21, 2008
A world without moooney

My point being, have you actually give yourself a minute to think what would happen if we were still in that place?
Scenario 1
A world with money:
Imagine a world without money: The storyline would go a little bit different and shorter.
Mama~ Papa~ Minta sigup~ (NAH NYANGKU kana tampar)..
A world with money:
If you go to a gas station to get your tank filled. You normally say
*hijau, $10 ahhhh..* bepaluh-paluh tu kalo aku, cos panas bah ia suruh off engine..
A world without money:
It would sound something like this..
*Hijau, errr... mau ko kueh bahulu? * hancur eh..banyak bahulu tu di station atu mun di terima nya..
Scenario 3
A world with money:
Again, imagine the world without money:
Firstly, because the white man ani gitik2 udah kan makan meat. Inda ia sabar. So problem jua tu.
You see money is the most convenient way to make transactions to occur. Although, some old time economist had figured that out, but i am sure the examples used were not convincing enough(until now) for us to appreciate how valuable and important money is to our contemporary world!
Dengan itu, value paper money okay and appreciate its existence
Cheers.
Modern Economist.
Sunday, April 20, 2008
Let us tag along!

Saturday, April 19, 2008
EXAM FEVER

Tired sungguh tired!
MY SCHEDULE IS FULL. I have lots of stuffs to do and exam is just around the corner lurking *urk*. Unlike in UK, they have Easter break before the exam and it's more than enough time to get everything done. Here, we have a 'revision' week and that's it. Torture to the brain.
You would think you will learn your lessons after 7 semesters ya. I guess being in U.K for a year, and providing they have all the time in the world to study, kinda make me think of how easy it was back then :S Not easy, but manageable. BUT again there are pros and cons. Sana, i have to laundry apa, masak sendiri and at times there was literally nothing to eat. So, i let nature do the job, let them eat my existing fats. Yesh yesh feed on excess fat. Enjoy. That's the secret to my weight loss.
Back to laundry, I always like laundry day, cause it's close to Apip's place and i get to hang out. And sometimes kana bagi makan, and kadang-kadang kana suruh cium saja bau makanan. And i like the smell of clean clothes :S *which happens once a month, so the smell is quite rare* It Makes me want to pile them up and dive into it and comes out smelling like my pink fabric 'softener'. BUTT never happened.
*sigh* Time passes like flash! Final year is finally here and still struggling. The workload is okay, but after 7 semesters, 7 exams, and uncountable lectures, tutorials and presentations, you seem to lose interest in anything. You either what to get it over with and work or...err.. i guess there's no or to that! i just want to work and earn some money on my own! KAYA KU KAYA *bwahahahaha*
Ok that's it, nothing interesting. Just me in 5 30am waiting..just waiting..wayytin..
Tuesday, April 15, 2008
Don't be a Lohan! So Move!
(on the red-carpet........)
(Lohan jailed for DUI..after the red-carpet appearance)
Bida bida..
That is not where i am getting at. Saja kan meliat kan her 'bibi' face ya.
Here it comes.
Yes, I have never driven nor owned a Merce (Baby Merce, C-classe, E- class etc). Those who do must have their ego running into their veins. *annoyed*
Yeah Lohan owns a Mercedes convertible. Joyriding it around L.A under DUI. Funny, how desperate celebrities are for more public exposure, or fighting for a full front page cover on Cleo. My girlfriend just bought Cleo, so that is the only magazine that i could think of for now (banar kah inda jua) *SMILE*. Anyway, cheap public stunt becomes a habit for celebrities. But guess what's the habit of Merce drivers here?
As usual, I am always in a hurry for class especially morning classes. It takes at least half an hour to drive from my place to Uni *roll-eyes*. It will take a quarter tank just to reach there, per day. Well, that is beside the point!
Always and always do I come across Mercedes cars on the right LANE! Always always in Jerudong area! Should have snapped some photos! Anyway, move you people! There i was making faces in my car. There they are going around 60km/hr. Cubatah ah...mun kan beinggut inggut, ke kiri tah ah..
But nooo~ it appears to be that Mercedes car owns the 'legal' right to be on the right lane ANYTIME! Going 20km/hr, 30km/hr, 60km/hr, 70km/hr.. It is 'okay' to take the faster lane, because they are driving a Merce! I am not insinuating to all Merce drivers. Let's say caught on the fast lane on Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday around 9 to 10am? You tell me.
Excuse my example, i mean no harm, but pointing the obvious. Imagine a low maintenance car (kereta India kan rate off lah ah..) - taking on the fast lane. How will people react? neutral? furious? Honestly, most will just take over to the left and may give a 'finger' or even show some hand gesture ' TO THE LEFT YOU'. and Why is that when it happens to be a Merce, either we just tailed them or wave nicely and take over. Sad very sad.
Bangang ku bangang *pengsan*
So Merce out there, we know you can gather speed by just stepping up lightly on the gas accelerator. But please please be considerate. We, average car owners, are sometimes in a hurry and need to catch a class, or even make money for a living *grin* :) Your leisure may not be ours to care.
Toodles.
p/s: Porsche Cayenne you are excused. Cause i like tailing your rear view *wink*
Modern Economist.
Monday, April 14, 2008
Inflation, tax shift or simply a mark-up?

My god! Inda tah ku minum lagi ni..
Awu eh, macam Hua ho atu bah, setau ku nada bah corporation tax! Laku, KAYA jua udah kan. Cuba deh redistribute kekayaan mu atu. Jangan tah arah aku, ke kerajaan saja.
Cheers!
Modern economist.
Sunday, April 13, 2008
Cosmetic surgery?
Yes, my deformity has been questioned for many years. I'll give you audience the benefit of the doubt simply because some are just ill informed. Some take for granted of their perfectly white teeth and pretend the world is under their smelly feet. Some people are polite at times and disregard my differences. Unfortunately, the world is not such a fortunate place to live in *mars is an option*. For me, another day is another adventure, yet to meet these people and explain my deformity. So here I am 'yelling to the world', exposing my deformity.
Yes, it is called 'General Decolorization' which may be inherent or just simply birth deformity. *Still yelling* - No, it is not caused from smoking, it is not what I ate* god can cheezles explain that?* Anyhow, there is no cure, yes I have tried brushing *aiseh defensive lagi bitchie..
I will be graduating soon and soon be embarking into the real working world, where I will be exposed to more 'conventional' and outspoken people. I feel it is about time to turn god's 'gift' into something natural and common. So, I am thinking veneer people!
Dental veneers can be made from porcelain or from resin composite materials. Porcelain veneers resist stains better than resin veneers and better mimic the light reflecting properties of natural teeth. Resin veneers are thinner and require removal of less of the tooth surface before placement.
But what hits me, this god's gift may have mould me to become the person I am now.
Wouldn't this look good on me?
Signing out.
modern Economist.
Saturday, April 12, 2008
Cinderella found her pair!!!
I quote her " If u bought this sandals, Fidah will love u moreeee~~~!!" mengasut banarr
I guess it'll look gorgeous on a 'gangsa', doesn't it?
Anyway, as promised I would be more expressive in my interest in economics. So let's relate this pair of, I called Cinderella shoes, to economics! Mari tani mencoba mengunik cerita tani ani.
Have you ever thought of how sensitive your consumptions are to prices? asehhh
It appears that designer goods are considered as conspicuous consumptions or luxury goods, and appeared to be perfectly inelastic in price in eye of crazy shoppers (bini bini lah tu ah....). Inelastic in a sense that it's appearance is unique that consumptions becomes irreplaceable and (you and me and all bini bini!!) are willing to pay so much. Even though you either fork our from your saving or keep nagging to your dad to dash his credit card.
BUT YOU JUST HAVE TO HAVE IT! In this sense, your decision is simply independent of the price.
However, I do have a reservation to that classical school school of thought. I don't believe that such goods do exist. The written theory by the classical school on perfectly inelastic goods appear to be illogical. Let's say the price of the Zanotti happens to be 500% more than its original price. Will my consumption behavior be independent of price?
I guess, it depends on one's income. For the freaking wealthy people such as Fernandez (Air Asia CEO), if he had any interest on the shoes, would not be affected by price. Because of his insanely huge earned income. But in my case, a no no.
It's simply irrational.
Get your hands on those designer goods! You know you want it! Can't get a boy to buy for you, so start saving up!
Cheers!
Modern economist.
Friday, April 11, 2008
'Me telling the world'
Helo people,
It's 'Me telling the world' what captures my interest! And maybe at times what my plans are for the future.
Other than trivial story telling, I might set off to a podium to share my main interest. Yes people, it's economics :) My future lies on on the palm of economics! So, I plan to express some issues related to economics and is open for discussion for those with opposing views. Not to refute the ideas but to strengthen our argument. Maybe we Bruneians can help change the world, for a relatively small country, we are capable for many things. We start here, we start now, and we start small, but the impact 'masyaAllah'!!
Peace out.
Modern Economist