Misdemeanor

Hahaha i just have to blog about it. After days of dry spell, lack of inspiration to write or even lack of things to say, I finally have something to write about. A case in point would be on my last post. Sorry about that. It was a sudden burst of frustration. Anyway, readers may need parental discretion on reading this indecent post hehe.

Victim: Syami
Perogol: Lulu
Time of incident : 6 50pm
Crime site : My own bed
Case: Molestation.
Submission: Case dropped.

Testimonial:

I was just minding my own business, relaxing on my bed, shirtless. I was reading some article on American economic disaster. On the floor, also minding her own business, there was Lulu (my cat) entertaining herself with a scrunched up paper. I think she got bored, and decided to jump on the bed. Still minding my own business. Then I saw her prowling decently towards me. A Little too close I would say in proximity. I patted her for a bit to show some affection. Eyes still reading on the article. All of the sudden, wait wait..wait a minute...then She SNIFFED MY NIPPLE AND LICKED IT! Uwaa...utterly violated. It was just in split second, but still! Me mama and papa will be disappointed. If i didn't put an end to the lewd scene, maybe she'll stay a little bit longer. Sanity speaks.

But I still love my cat. I'm not pressing charges.


See ya, kan mandi ku, I need a shower.