Strict giller...

When does examination actually start? The moment you settle your arse on your assigned chair and the moment you have the exam paper 45 degrees down your chin, which will be on your exam desk. What does it do? It tests your ability, knowledge, and analytical skill. Does it care what you're wearing? Nope. It is a known fact. If only suited guys are allowed to sit for exams, the world will only be filled with lawyers.

In University Brunei Darussalam, things get wary even before entering the hall. The "body inspection", I shall say. The eyeing eagle scanning from top to the bottom of your feet, spotting for irregularities and human blood. I thought i would pass the human sensor BUTT a mother eagle sense her prey. She stopped me, piercing her beak on my neck at the main door entrance at the exam hall today. why? For a ridiculous reason.

To the world, yet to know or care of the strictness of UBD's dressing and hair code, get to know it because it's ridiculous. I understand if they give warnings to bar you from sitting for the exam for apparent reasons such as bringing in mobile phones, wearing shorts, sleeveless, too much hair gel, stinky overdose cologne, pony tails for the man and other many ridiculous reasons. On top of the all silliness, a woman "celled" me for reason rambut belakang panjang melintasi collar. What?? I really thought she would stop me for having an acceptable long fringe!

Too tired to bother, BUT for the sake of rightness, I said "kamu ani strict banar. Not only that, its not even long rambut ku di belakang ani, where's your sense of judgment?" .. She stand corrected with her reason "Rambut limpas collar tu" while flashing and urging me to fill up the pink form.

Adui, if I had the time in the world to argue... Did they even consider their measures are ridiculous? Collar as benchmark? Did she even consider if my collar was a couple of inches higher than the normal ones? ... Usulnya paksa tah me gundul ni kalo kan be pesyen be kolarr tinggi. Did she even consider that i had a hair cut 2 half weeks ago, and could have grown by then?.... Balik balik tu eh me begunting..Atu hadir kan usin..kaya salon... Did she even notice its almost the end of the exam week and NOW I'm caught? mesti ada silap ni.. Did she even consider she was a little off the radar? That's it!

Of all strictness and ridiculousness, heads up to her and UBD administrations. Oh to be more specific, the body "inspectionists". Although, I suggest you to review your measures ya :) The moral of the story is terima kasih kerana mengajar saya supaya memakai baju yang mempunyai collar yang pendek atau yang tidak mempunyai collar. Score!


Signing out

Cheers